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There was a young man named Freud,

Whose spiritual life was destroyed

By the thought of a father

Who didn't even bother

To let himself be annoyed.

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An elegant playboy named Sartre

Who said, "Pray what's the use of a pater?

It's true that you need one

If only to seed one,

But I'd rather have a self-starter

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                                                                                 H. Schwartz