I'm 100% right-handed but for some reason these were done with a mouse using my left hand.  The dictionary says things to the left are "sinister," but looking back now (years later) these seem more "cynical" than anything.

 They're not hootin' and hollerin' at us, Joe. We probably just remind them of the clowns in Washington.
So then he hands me this line about how women have more ergonomic zones than men
The Gourmet Reader bookshop being squeezed out of business by the cultural drift.